December 31, 2008
These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. I was just dropping these off. Now if you’ll excuse me, they’re putting me in something called Hero Squad.
Oh, oh yeah, the guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy that doesn’t make that in three months. Come on!
Those are balls. See, at this close they always look like landscape. Nope, you’re looking at balls.
